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| According to my records, you weren't supposed to be cast into Hell, what happened? | |
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| I don't know. I was up in Heaven, talking to Jesus, and he was about to let me in... | |
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| Okay...everything is in order, but before I let you in, can you tell me why you didn't donate 10% of your income to the church? | |
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| I would have given that much, but I totally Jewed the priest down to 8%. | |
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| Did it ever occur to you that Jesus was Jewish? | |
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| Well, that explains why there's no mention in the Bible of him leaving a tip at the Last Supper. | |
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