My Cousin's Ex-Wife

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 29, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-29-03
You've grown so much since the last time I saw you!
Not only was I 27, but I've lost 60 pounds since then, so I am, in fact, smaller.
Are you sure it wasn't longer ago?
Well...how long has it been since you had a full set of teeth?
It ain't my fault meth makes your teeth fall out.
Oh, I thought you did it because it was just good for business.