Why The Atkins Diet Is Successful

Author: choadwarrior

Date: July 1, 2003

by choadwarrior
7-01-03
Before I administer the probe, I must ask you what you ate in the last twelve hours.
Well, I'm on the Atkins diet...
So I ate a cheeseburger and pickled eggs for lunch, and for dinner I had a 72 ounce buttered steak.
Well, I'm going to send you back...you have no idea how hard it is to clean these things.
Thanks, Dr. Atkins...your high fat, low fiber diet has saved my life!