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| Well, I'm here to usher you to hell. Sorry, but that whole 72 virgins thing was a lie. How did you martyr yourself anyway? | |
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| I was shot by Israeli soldiers after I tried to firebomb a bar mitzvah. | |
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| What were you using? Dynamite? | |
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| No, I stuffed a rag into a bottle of Manischewitz passover wine, lit it on fire, and threw it into the synagogue. | |
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| I've never heard of anyone using Manischewitz for that. Was it the only alcohol available or were you going for irony? | |
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| I called it a mazel tov cocktail | |
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