DONG!

Author: choadwarrior

Date: July 19, 2003

by choadwarrior
7-19-03
(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)
Oh, no! Jesus! Have you come to take me to Heaven?
In a way...I super fuckin' horny and I need to blow a load.
Well, that explains how you were able to ring the doorbell.