Salad Is Healthy

Author: choadwarrior

Date: July 20, 2003

by choadwarrior
7-20-03
My doctor says I need to lose weight...what do you have that's healthy?
We have a salad with wilted iceberg lettuce, bacon, cheese, a slice of tomato and croutons.
I'll take that, with extra bleu cheese dressing.
You realize that's like 40 grams of fat and iceberg lettuce has about as many nutritional benefits as water, right?
Okay, make it two.