Cleophatra

Author: choadwarrior

Date: August 8, 2003

by choadwarrior
8-08-03
You need to go talk to our daughter about losing some weight.
She's only three--that's all baby fat.
That's what they say about Drew Barrymore too, and she's 28.
I've tried to boost her self esteem by stressing that it's what's inside that counts.
What is inside her is a tub of Crisco.
You just don't understand--It's a mother's job to teach her daughter how to deal with problems through denial.