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Author: choadwarrior

Date: August 10, 2003

by choadwarrior
8-10-03
Put the jelly donut down and eat some vegetables for fuck's sake.
I'm young--there's plenty of time for me to drop some pounds. For now, I'm enjoying life.
I'm sure there will be a day when you will lose forty pounds overnight.
What, through some miracle scientific breakthrough?
No, when you develop adult-onset diabetes and they have to cut off your leg.