Late Return

Author: choadwarrior

Date: October 8, 2003

by choadwarrior
10-08-03
All networks are predicting Arnold Schwartzenegger will be the next governor of California.
We'll now devote the next 9 hours to concession speeches from the 134 losing candidates.
Now I understand you are running neck-and-neck with Gary Coleman.
I got that many votes?
No, I was talking about your height.