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| Flight attendants used to be nice back when they were known as stewardesses. | |
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| I blame it on "Airport 1975." | |
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| Before that movie, you could order a cocktail and they'd smile as they hand it to you. | |
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| Now they sneer at you as they spill your drink in your lap. | |
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| It's like, "Fuck you, buddy..." | |
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| "I'm one disaster away from landing this bird." | |
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