Table For One

Author: choadwarrior

Date: December 23, 2003

by choadwarrior
12-23-03
Can you wrap up my dinner and bring me my check? I have to hurry home and masturbate.
Sir, I really didn't need to know that.
Hey, this is a nice restaurant...
If I'm going to treat myself to an expensive dinner, I'm sure as hell gonna get something out of it.