Something's Rotten (2)

Author: choadwarrior

Date: February 26, 2004

by choadwarrior
2-26-04
Not only do I have to tell an employee she smells tomorrow, I have to fire another for excessive absences.
Just kill two birds with one stone.
How?
Have a meeting with your entire staff and say, "Everyone who still works here, raise your hand."
"Not you, Melissa; and Kay--you still work here, but we prefer you keep your arms down."