Another Conversation with Grandma

Author: choadwarrior

Date: March 7, 2004

by choadwarrior
3-07-04
Your generation lacks morality. Fornication is the cause of all our problems.
Grandma, when you pick up a carton of eggs at the market, what's the first thing you do?
Open it up and look for cracks.
Pre-marital sex is the same thing, but you're only going to keep the eggs for a week.