Food Network's Unwrapped

Author: choadwarrior

Date: March 22, 2004

by choadwarrior
3-22-04
Tell me, how exactly do you make [NOSTALGIC FOOD PRODUCT]?
We use a secret recipe of sugar, corn starch, coloring, and flavoring developed by my grandfather...
Then we mix the ingredients in this machine, which churns out [UNGODLY AMOUNT] per hour...
Captivating, huh?
[PUN ABOUT PRODUCT]
When it cools down, it gets wrapped in another machine.