Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (4)

Author: choadwarrior

Date: March 29, 2004

by choadwarrior
3-29-04
I am the Great Pumpkin!
Every year, I rise from the pumpkin patch I feel is the most sincere.
I'm a great pumpkin too.
You fly through the air and give presents to all the good girls and boys of the world?
No, but I pump my kin, and it's great!