Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (5)

Author: choadwarrior

Date: March 30, 2004

by choadwarrior
3-30-04
Hi, I'm Today's Tom Sawyer.
A modern-day warrior? Mean, mean stride? Today's Tom Sawyer? Mean, mean pride?
The very same.
I've heard a lot about you from my friend, Today's Huck Finn.
That must make you Today's Nig--
Watch it, cracker.