Childhood Battles I Lost (3)

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 31, 2004

by choadwarrior
5-31-04
Did you throw snowballs at the girls down the street.
Yes.
Their father complained, now I want you to write a letter of apology.
Yes--I'll tell them I'm sorry they're such whiny little bitches and that I'm even more sorry that they have such a douchebag father.
Later...
Before you deliver the letter, I want to read it.
Before you do, I want you to understand I sincerely mean every word of it.