Special Orders Do Upset Us

Author: choadwarrior

Date: July 10, 2004

by choadwarrior
7-10-04
Sir, I can't serve you in this condition.
You think I'm drunk?
No, we have a policy against serving people who aren't fully clothed.
It says, "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service."
Okay...I'll sell you a burger, but if you say anything about "special sauce" I'll scald you with a pot of coffee.
Nah, I just want you to hold the pickle.