How To Lose A Sale

Author: choadwarrior

Date: September 8, 2004

by choadwarrior
9-08-04
You're looking at the wrong shirts, my man. Those are too small.
No, I'm a 16 inch neck. You can measure it if you don't believe me.
Uh-oh.
16-and-a-half?
No--16.
Don't I win a plush toy now?