Diets That Have Worked For Me

Author: choadwarrior

Date: September 8, 2004

by choadwarrior
9-08-04
San Diego State University Diet--Drink all you want, only eat at happy hour. Throw up a lot.
Eat in London for $3.00 a day.
I can't afford 3p for ketchup--can't you just give it to me?
Work around people with no self-control.
When we go to Sammy's for your birthday next week, we'll have to get two messy sundaes. One just isn't enough.
Can I have a bite from one of yours?