I Hate Circuitous Arguments

Author: choadwarrior

Date: October 3, 2004

by choadwarrior
10-03-04
Before I give you your package, I have to ask you what's inside.
Actually, you don't, but it happens to be absinthe.
You can't send alcohol in the mail, buddy.
I didn't--someone in the United Kingdom did.
Yeah, but you can't send alcohol in the mail.
Apparently, you can in the U.K., now can I get my damn package?