What's In A Name?

Author: choadwarrior

Date: October 6, 2004

by choadwarrior
10-06-04
I'd like a car wash, please.
Would you like the Express, the Economy, the Plus, the Super Plus, or the Premium?
What's the difference between the Super Plus and the Premium?
When you drive up, the guy who takes your ticket shouts, "PREMIUM!"