Secure Horizon

Author: choadwarrior

Date: November 21, 2004

by choadwarrior
11-21-04
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley. Ya know, my doctors tell me nothing's more important than a big, brown stool. That's why I eat Quaker Oats.
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and like you, I'm fat and sedentary. There's a new diabetes test on the market I wanna tell ya about.
I'll bet I could make more than his blood sugar rise!
Pax vobiscum. Was your mother's passing a surprise?
Not really, she'd been taking medical advice from The Unhealthiest Man In America for years.