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| Hi, I'm Al Roker. You may know me as the morbidly obese weatherman on the Today Show. | |
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| If you're like me, you have no self-restraint. | |
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| Well, a couple years ago, I gave up pretending to diet and had the fat sucked out of me. | |
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| Now I have a show on Food TV where I travel the country and eat deep-fried Mars bars, pork rinds, and hot fudge sundaes. | |
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| You may think it's hypocritical to promote such garbage when I've been lucky enough to have this second chance at staying healthy, but I think some good will come of it. | |
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| I'll have you know, I'm setting aside 10% of what they pay me for my next liposuction. | |
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