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| We got a letter from the Office of Civil Rights telling us we will lose our federal funding if we don't support the Boy Scouts of America. | |
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| You mean the agency charged with ensuring equal access to educational programs is telling us to embrace a bigoted, exclusionary organization? | |
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| They say it was part of the No Child Left Behind Act. | |
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| What about the atheist and gay children? | |
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| I guess they're left behind. | |
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| Speaking of "Left Behind," I wish the Rapture would come so we can finally have this planet to ourselves. | |
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