The Friendly Skies

Author: choadwarrior

Date: November 17, 2010

by choadwarrior
11-17-10
Sir, before I let you on the plane, I'm going to have to ask you to enter the backscatter X-ray machine so we can look at your nude body to determine if you're a terrorist.
Can I chub up first?
...or, you can choose to have a pat-down.
Same question.