The Badman Crab pt 1

Author: chopper

Date: January 16, 2006

by chopper
1-16-06
Yo, Badman Crab, What a gwan inna e Marnin yah?
Me dung yah a red light distcrict and a hail up mi sistren dem. How Nebs say she a virgin and her pantyline busy like a Grand Central Station?
Mi nuh know. Check dis though, Mi hear say Spades a mek one calendar with all di badman Animals, except di Badman Dog...
Fe real? how come him neva contact me? A me run dung a Key Largo beach! Aks Burning Spear a who could bun chalwa fe days and days!
Yow, Spades, we had a deal! I dont trouble you, and you give exposure. Nuh badda mek mi get vex and go pon a killing spree!
I will never fuck at another Boardie Link up again!