Mad Shim and his Papa

Author: chopper

Date: March 29, 2006

by chopper
3-29-06
Daddy, I have a problem, theres dis guy on DHR, he keeps making comics about me. I try to act like I don´t care, but the one about my mother was too much.
Oh dear son, I can remember when I was a wee battyboy back on de emerald island, I had a similar problem.
"Now this was before the days of Riverdance, so Irish gays were quite uncommon."
Ay, Ya pommy Poof! Me an de boys have decided ta give your heid a good stompin. Oki?
Thats it! I´m selling me signed Bowie albums and moving to Boston, where some day I can marry a man.
Come on daddy, tell me the rest, why did you marry Mom if you are gay?
Well, lad, their is something ya need ta kno. When I first met your mother she had male genitalia. Another pint, ay?