THE DAY THE MUSIC KILLED.

Author: chopper

Date: May 30, 2008

by chopper
5-30-08
David! I came as soon as I heard your message, whats the problem this time? Another genocide? Weapons of mass destruction?
I am afraid there is no time for pleasantries, dear Albert. We are facing a threat of unheard of proportions... Theres this music, see....
I´m afraid you lost me David... How could music be dangerous, and furthermore how could the UN do anything about it?
As we speak, an Afrocentric cult of highly trained killers with Maroon ancestry are controlling the Jamaican music industry. And they´re armed to the teeth!
That seems highly unlikely David mmmkay, Dont you remember our last trip to Jamaica, we went to the Maroon village? They seemed friendly and domesticated to me....
You fail to grasp the magnitude of this problem.... Their music is immensly popular and it has even transcended racial boundaries and it has serious foothold in Europe.