All comics by chrisishardcore

 

The wrong way to Jason's heart. by chrisishardcore 2-25-01
Less teeth, please? I think he likes me.	I think Jason likes me, and I want to be his girlfriend. What should I do? Like, tell him, definitely. In your own special way, y'know?	[sob] No, I don't [sob] want to [sob] talk about it [sob] now. Oh fuck. She likes me.

 

A lesson learnt. by chrisishardcore 2-25-01
I got this new record, want to see it? You know what your problem is, Chris? People matter, not things. And you just don't get that.	Wow...Lily's been right all along! I've got to go thank her for steering me in the right direction!.	Hey Lily... PENIS!

 

Lily comes to grips with the classics. by chrisishardcore 2-25-01
Like, to be or not to be, Lily. That is the question.	Oh, Will Bundy!	In literature class... So, Ms. Tong. What is your initial impression of Shakespeare? Salty, Professor.

 

What was I thinking? by chrisishardcore 2-25-01
Last year I had a great time with you this summer. You're my best friend. I love you, Jae.	Summer I had a great time with you this summer. You're my best friend. I love you, Jae.	Now I'm sorry, but you had to know that you didn't mean anything to me. I love you, Jae.

 

The Elements of Givens by Strunk and White by chrisishardcore 2-25-01
After becoming engorged, Rebecca blew me.	Right. Um, excuse me but that's a dangling modifier. Bet you didn't know that.	I love literature!

 

The Elements of Givens by Strunk and White by chrisishardcore 2-25-01
After becoming engorged, Rebecca blew me.	Right. Um, excuse me but that's a dangling modifier. Bet you didn't know that.	I love literature! (cough)

 

Zachery's Women by chrisishardcore 2-26-01
Hi, I'm Lily Tong. Zachery Smith is in love with me. Good day Lily Tong, my name is Charlie McSnorts. I wish I was you! Tell me, what is your secret?	I have the key to the fortress of Zachery's heart. Can I have it?	* PENIS * PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

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