A Picnic Basket Case

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 13, 2006

So, how was the family reunion picnic?
Oh, it was wonderful!
Didn't it rain that day?
Oh, yes. The potato salad was soupy. The charcoal wouldn't light. The hamburgers were raw. And the fried chicken was infested by toads.
And you had a great time?
Sure, I was worried we wouldn't have enough food.