Winky. Lord of the Monkey

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 19, 2006

Poor Winky! Who will bid highest on E-Bay? Who will end up with our hero? The Lab Guys down the street?
We are down to our last monkey. If we don't get one soon..we'll have to hack up something else.
We have Mel Gibson waiting in the office.
....The drunken Frat House?
Dude! We just gotta win that monkey. It would be...like, so cool!
-hic- and like, he can buy us beer..cuz..he doesn't NEED a -hic- valid ID..cuz he's a MONKEY! And I should know...I'm a Law Major! -hic-
...or someone else?
Dang Dang Dang. Dial up completely SUCKS! Soooo slow.
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