Save the Receipt, Just in Case

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 20, 2006

Congratulations on your marriage! How was the ceremony?
Thanks. It was a wonderful wedding! I never expected so many wonderful things!
I got new china, a new television, and a new lawn mower! But best of all, I got a new dishwasher!
Honey, did you wash those dishes yet?
Check...right after I mow the lawn.