Marriage Means Never Having to Ask Why

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 22, 2006

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"Ello?"
Honey? Where are you? I've been sitting in this resteraunt all morning! The waitress and the cook are looking at me like I'm some kind of loser!
But we were suppose to meet at my Mother's this morning.
FINE! I'll be right there...let me put my pants back on!