Winky. Lord of the Monkey

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 2, 2006

Now, where were we?
We found a poor baby left in the jungle..so we were gonna raise it in the Monkey Way! But BABBOON BUTT here, LOST HIM!
Hey...am I my Winky's keeper?
We found a baby monkey just sitting there.....So we took it in, but decided to sell little Winky on E-bay. The bidding is hot! Everyone wants a Winky!
...I know I'm beginning to feel seller's remorse.
E-BAY! Are you shittin' me? They thought Winky was a Monkey? We saved Winky from the E-Bay Way and planned on raising him the way of the Mouse!
...But his Monkey Ways run too deep. We had to Free Winky! Let him go! (Actually, we gave him to the cat.)