Ask Any Mermaid You Happen to See

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 4, 2006

Um..Roger? I left a Tuna Sandwich in the breakroom. Have..you, um..seen it?
That depends. Can you describe it?
Well...it had my name written on it.
And you think that I ate it? How could you think that about me?
Well, I am glad you didn't take it. My wife is mad at me, and I'm pretty sure she's been putting Cat Food in my meals.
Nope. It was glass.