Eatum Up Bar 'n Grill

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 4, 2006

Hey bartender, I have been playing your -hic- slot machine for six hours straight now! I haven't won a thing...I think -hic- they're rigged!
Sir..we dont have Slot Machines in this bar.
Mmmm? -Hic- I could have sworn that I dropped fifty bucks tonight?
Stupid drunk! I've got more important things to worry about...like what's that smell coming from behind the jukebox?
Hey Boss! The toilet's plugged again. There must be 200 quarters and a chicken wing crammed in there!