Two Red Lights, and a Left Turn on Charmin

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 9, 2006

Okay, first you pass the Arbys. Then you pass a KFC and a Taco Bell.
Ya. Ya. Got it.
Then you pass the Pizza Hutt and a Dairy Queen, followed by a Starbucks.
And there I am?
Yep. And if you're lucky, by then the Metamucil should kick in!
-groan-tummy rumble-