Paging Dr. Roget

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 9, 2006

Miss Jones, After a thourough examination, I have determined you have a Thesaurus stuck in your rectum.
SORE ASS! Yep..that's it...hurts like the dickins too!
No..you don't understand. You actually have a large collection of alternative word choices inserted into your ass.
Oh, Doc. Are you saying my butt's too big?
No! No! A Thesaurus! It's a reference book! You must purge the volume from your digestive tract.
Okay. Okay. But I sure would feel better about it if I could just take a decent shit.