If You Read This, You Will Have the Urge to Pee

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 14, 2006

Today, I went to the bookstore. I wanted to (urge to pee) buy one of those Sublimable tapes...you know, something to help me (urge to pee) concentrate.
Don't you have dozens of those?
I do...but I (urge to pee) keep loosing them.
They're on the kitchen table! Right where you left them.
Oh, I must have (urge to pee) blinked!
Why are my pants wet?