Squirrel Salad, Serves Four

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 19, 2006

Have you BEAN in the garden again?
OLIVE to tell you, but you might BEET me.
Whenever you TURNIP, I know our conversation is full of CORN!
Would you SQUASH me if I told you I had to PEA!
I swear, I'll have ARTICHOKE you if you turn this strip into bathroom humor.
LETTUS not disappoint you, and just say, "I was taking a LEEK."