Links or Patties?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 26, 2006

Today at the diner, a customer sat down at my table and said, "Give me some fuckin' waffles! Now!"
So I slammed a frying pan across the back of his skull.
So, what do you want for supper?
I don't care, as long as it's not any of those fuckin' waffles!