Greetings Ambassador of the Planet Moogo. I am Captain James T Kirk. We welcome you....
You are Captain JAMES T KIRK? We of the Planet Moogo have heard of you. You are considered an Alien Letch! Seducing females of all planets, and then abandoning them!
But..but...um..
You are not welcome on our planet! Any contact by you and your crew will be treated as an act of war! Good day, Sir!
