Such a Polite Young Man

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 29, 2006

EEEK! A ROBBER! Won't somebody help me??!!
Relax lady, I'm a referee from your son's football tryouts. He told me I could borrow your crowbar.
We needed to open a crate, so I was looking for the crowbar in your basement (by the way, your lightbulb blew out).
Ohhh, that boy! He is so nice! Of COURSE you can borrow the crowbar!
Thanks, Mam. He also said I could borrow your jewelry..and your credit cards too!