Poop DuJour

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 30, 2006

MMM? What is your Poop of the Day?
Tonight, we offer a long brown steamer with just the slightest hint of peppermint.
And is it served with a side?
Yes. Corn, Sir.
Very good! I will have that, with a glass of your finest.
Very well, Sir. Will you be flinging it here or to go?