You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 31, 2006

Miss? I need "Preston's Guide to Showdogs."
We don't carry that particular title in stock, but we can get it. If I order today, it will be here in a week.
Why can't you have the books I want in stock? Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry, Sir. But I CAN order it. If you find the title somewhere else before it arrives, you are never obligated. There is no additional cost.
NO! I would much rather go home upset. It helps me with my sunny disposition.