You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 1, 2006

I need a recipe for apple pie.
Great. We have quite an assortment of cookbooks.
Well, which one has the best recipe?
I'm sorry, I really don't know how to cook myself. But I can show you which titles sell better.
SHEESH! Does the customer have to do your work for you?!