Monkey Logic in the King Dumb

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 3, 2006

So, Your Majesty. In all of your years as the King, what would you say is your "Crowning Achievement?"
Well, I guess it's when it stays on my head whenever I bend over.
...and YOU'RE the "supreme ruler?"
ha ha...Silly monkey. I'm the King! I keep my RULER in my office!