My Name is Claus. I'm a Cop. Holiday Cop.

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 4, 2006

I need to see your licence and registration. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Sir? I'm a CHRISTMAS TREE! Why in the world would you single me out?
I pulled you over because your left blinker is out.
Oh..I've been meaning to fix that.
...and you were weaving all over the place.
Honestly officer! I have a bare spot, I was just trying to turn it towards the wall!