My Name is Claus. I'm a Cop. Holiday Cop.

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 4, 2006

Can you tell me what happened?
Oh Gawd, yes! In December, he called them Christmas lights..but they were the same lights from October when he called them Halloween lights.
In April, he called them Easter lights...but in July, he taped over all but the red and blue..and called em Freedom Lights!
..and you believe that the excess holiday lights may have short-circuted and caused the fire?
Lawd no! I did that when I was lighting the candles in my Christmas Pumpkins.